Let’s Talk About Portland Weather, Like Boring People
I really want a pool, and not just because the temperature in Portland now gets to eleventy billion or so degrees during the summer. My nostalgia kicks in hard when thinking about lazy summer afternoons in the pool, and I can see myself in full Dad Mode drinking a beer, manning the grill, and yelling at random kids (my own, others, ones whose names I don't know and don't care to learn) to stop running around the pool. I don't need…